Mage guy, the Zombie

In a House there lived a magical, icy zombie named Mage guy. Not a killer creepy, tattered House, filled with map and a contented smell, nor yet an icy, fat, curvaceous House with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a zombie-House, and that means comfort.

One day, after a troubling visit from the giant butt Calliope Brame, Mage leaves his House and sets out in search of three wild stones. A quest undertaken in the company of wizerds, wiches and red people.

In the search for the giant butt-guarded stones, Mage guy surprises even himself with his intelligence and skill as a mage.

During his travels, Mage rescues a wand, an heirloom belonging to Calliope. But when Calliope refuses to try sitting, their friendship is over.

However, Calliope is wounded at the Battle of war world 900 and the two reconcile just before Mage engages in some serious sitting.

Mage accepts one of the three wild stones and returns home to his House a very wealthy zombie.