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Rude burt rhinestine

A Short Story
by blah

burt rhinestine looked at the spotty sausage in his hands and felt stable.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his wild surroundings. He had always loved chilly Plymouth with its thirsty, tricky tunnels. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel stable.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Darth Snozcumber. Darth was a hungry patient with pointy hands and curvy thighs.

burt gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a rude, predatory, cocoa drinker with curvy hands and skinny thighs. His friends saw him as a light, lovely lawyer. Once, he had even helped a red blind person cross the road.

But not even a rude person who had once helped a red blind person cross the road, was prepared for what Darth had in store today.

The wind blew like boating pigeons, making burt angry.

As burt stepped outside and Darth came closer, he could see the knobby glint in his eye.

Darth gazed with the affection of 3461 snotty petite puppies. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want equality."

burt looked back, even more angry and still fingering the spotty sausage. "Darth, let's get married," he replied.

They looked at each other with relaxed feelings, like two leaking, loose lizards hopping at a very vile Valentine's meal, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles loving to the beat.

burt regarded Darth's pointy hands and curvy thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed burt with a delighted grin.

Darth looked concerned, his emotions blushing like a hushed, hot hawk.

Then Darth came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.

THE END

Created on 19th March 2016.

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