The Curse of the Large Map

Whilst investigating the death of a local Senpai, a godly Programmer called Badspot Bloggs uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, Large map circulating throughout United States. As soon as anyone uses the map, he or she has exactly 234 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look distorted. A marked person feels like a damp Cat to touch.

Badspot gets hold of the map, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: an evil Dog balancing on a hot Senpai, an old newspaper headline about a programming accident, a hooded giraffe ranting about eyebrows and a drinking well located in a cold place.

When Badspot notices his legs have Cat-like properties, he realises that the curse of the Large map is true and calls in his best friend, a Blocklander called Rotondo , to help.

Rotondo examines the map and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the evil Dog balancing on a hot Senpai particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Badspot and Rotondo pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded giraffe. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?