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Creepy Thug
A Screenplay by Sidewalk SurfboardINT. A LIBRARY - AFTERNOON
Bold robot from space DR ROB THUNDER is arguing with noble psychiatrist SIR DUDLEY GLOOP. ROB tries to hug DUDLEY but he shakes him off.
Please Dudley, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Rob, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
DUDLEY frowns.
I'm sorry, Rob. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
DUDLEY leaves.
ROB sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, charming fishmonger LORD PETER GABRIEL barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Peter! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a thug ... I saw an evil thug punch a bunch of babies!
Defenseless babies?
Yes, defenseless babies!
Bloomin' heck, Peter! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
PETER fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Peter, focus! Where did it happen?
a supermarket! That's right - a supermarket!
ROB springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
ROB rushes along the street, followed by PETER. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. A SUPERMARKET - SHORTLY AFTER
DICK COCKLE a creepy thug terrorises two babies.
ROB, closely followed by PETER, rushes towards DICK, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old thug, that's Dick Cockle!
Who's Dick Cockle?
Who's Dick Cockle? Who's Dick Cockle? Only the most creepy thug in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Rob! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most creepy thug in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Rob! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most creepy thug in the universe!
I'm going to need rainbows, lots of rainbows.
Dick turns and sees Rob and Peter. He grins an evil grin.
Rob Thunder, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young ROB is sitting in a park listening to some classic rock music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees DICK. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some pure sugar?
ROB's eyes light up, but then he studies DICK more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of creepy.
Me? No. I'm not creepy. I'm the least creepy thug in the world.
Wait, you're a thug?
ROB runs away, screaming.
EXT. A SUPERMARKET - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To ROB) You ran away?
(To PETER) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
ROB turns to DICK.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
ROB runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with rainbows.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. A LIBRARY - LATER THAT DAY
ROB and PETER walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my rainbows somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly rainbows.
You know nothing Peter Gabriel.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, DICK appears, holding a pair of rainbows.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Rob, he's got your rainbows.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I suck dick.
(appalled) Dude!
While DICK is looking at PETER with disgust, ROB lunges forward and grabs his deadly rainbows. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you creepy turnip!
No please! All I did was punch a bunch of babies!
DUDLEY enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those babies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Rob Thunder defender of innocent babies.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these rainbows on you right away!
Because Rob, I am your father.
ROB looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
DICK tries to grab the rainbows but ROB dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, DICK slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly rainbows.
ROB crouches over DICK's body.
Be careful, Rob. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Dick Cockle is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
PETER claps his hands.
So your rainbows did save the day, after all.
DUDLEY steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the creepy thug?
Dudley how long have you been...?
DUDLEY puts his arm around ROB.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Dick Cockle.
Then the babies are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable babies enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The babies bow to ROB.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Dick Cockle will never punch babies ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the babies passes ROB a delightful Dr. Pibb
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
ROB takes the Dr. Pibb.
Thank you.
The babies bow their heads once more, and leave.
ROB turns to DUDLEY.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Rob, of course I want you back!
ROB smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a thug to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Peter.
PETER grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Rob?
I'm sorry Dudley, but I think you should skidaddle.
DUDLEY leaves.
PETER turns to ROB.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly PETER stops.
When I said I suck dick, you know I was just trying to distract the thug don't you?
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