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The Dounpour that Teased like Skipping Dog

A Short Story
by Buster

Grape Sandwich looked at the giant broom in her hands and felt worried.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her wild surroundings. She had always loved picturesque Babylon Gardens with its puny, perfect parks. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel worried.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bino Jones. Bino was an admirable brute with short paws and dirty tail.

Grape gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a splendid, hopeful, orange soda drinker with wide paws and brown tail. Her friends saw her as a puny, perfect princess. Once, she had even brought a sharp Tiger back from the brink of death.

But not even a splendid person who had once brought a sharp Tiger back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Bino had in store today.

The dounpour teased like skipping dog, making Grape angry.

As Grape stepped outside and Bino came closer, she could see the repulsive smile on his face.

"I am here because I want my Ball," Bino bellowed, in a stupid tone. He slammed his fist against Grape's chest, with the force of 5084 rabbit. "I frigging hate you, Grape Sandwich."

Grape looked back, even more angry and still fingering the giant broom. "Bino, get out of my house," she replied.

They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two curried, chilly cat laughing at a very considerate accident, which had Piano/violin duet music playing in the background and two stable uncles bouncing to the beat.

Suddenly, Bino lunged forward and tried to punch Grape in the face. Quickly, Grape grabbed the giant broom and brought it down on Bino's skull.

Bino's short paws trembled and his dirty tail wobbled. He looked ecstatic, his body raw like a bad, bloody book.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Bino Jones was dead.

Grape Sandwich went back inside and made herself a nice drink of orange soda.

THE END

Created on 4th May 2015.

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