Tempting the Gay Infected

Johnny Crusader suspected something was a little off when his seeingly innocent pet rabbit tried to kill him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly gay infected, Jay Williams, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Jay proved to be a BAMF and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with decapitating zombies. Johnny soon learnt that Jay had taken an oath never to screw a human being.

When Johnny's seeingly innocent pet rabbit is injured in a culinary accident, Johnny realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Jay's rugged elegance and sass, Johnny finds himself falling for the infected. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.

One night, a zombie appears before Johnny and warns him of a darkness within Jay. The zombie gives Johnny the pink baseball bat - the only weapon that can defeat a gay infected.

Will Johnny find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly sassy? (Hint: yes!)