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Arrogant Shadow Client
A Screenplay by Mr BurnINT. MARRAKESH - AFTERNOON
Witty Hitman MR BURN 4488 is arguing with Intelligent Handler MS. DIANA BURNWOOD. BURN tries to hug DIANA but she shakes him off.
Please Diana, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Burn, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
DIANA frowns.
I'm sorry, Burn. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
DIANA leaves.
BURN sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, clever Hitman CHAOS AGENT 45 barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Agent! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a Shadow client ... I saw an evil Shadow client Dress a bunch of Roccos!
Defenseless Roccos?
Yes, defenseless Roccos!
Bloomin' heck, Agent! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
AGENT fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Agent, focus! Where did it happen?
Sapienza! That's right - Sapienza!
BURN springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
BURN rushes along the street, followed by AGENT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. SAPIENZA - SHORTLY AFTER
FREEZE 2244 an arrogant Shadow client terrorises two Roccos.
BURN, closely followed by AGENT, rushes towards FREEZE, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old Shadow client, that's Freeze 2244!
Who's Freeze 2244?
Who's Freeze 2244? Who's Freeze 2244? Only the most arrogant Shadow client in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Burn! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most arrogant Shadow client in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Burn! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most arrogant Shadow client in the universe!
I'm going to need Silverballers, lots of Silverballers.
Freeze turns and sees Burn and Agent. He grins an evil grin.
Burn 4488, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young BURN is sitting in a park listening to some hitman music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees FREEZE. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some weed?
BURN's eyes light up, but then he studies FREEZE more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of arrogant.
Me? No. I'm not arrogant. I'm the least arrogant Shadow client in the world.
Wait, you're a Shadow client?
BURN runs away, screaming.
INT. SAPIENZA - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To BURN) You ran away?
(To AGENT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
BURN turns to FREEZE.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
BURN runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Silverballers.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. PARIS - LATER THAT DAY
BURN and AGENT walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my Silverballers somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Silverballers.
You know nothing Agent 45.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, FREEZE appears, holding a pair of Silverballers.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Burn, he's got your Silverballers.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I love Hitman absolution.
(appalled) Dude!
While FREEZE is looking at AGENT with disgust, BURN lunges forward and grabs his deadly Silverballers. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you arrogant potato!
No please! All I did was Dress a bunch of Roccos!
DIANA enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Roccos were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Burn 4488 defender of innocent Roccos.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Silverballers on you right away!
Because Burn, I am your father.
BURN looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
FREEZE tries to grab the Silverballers but BURN dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, FREEZE slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Silverballers.
BURN crouches over FREEZE's body.
Be careful, Burn. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Freeze 2244 is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
AGENT claps his hands.
So your Silverballers did save the day, after all.
DIANA steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the arrogant Shadow client?
Diana how long have you been...?
DIANA puts her arm around BURN.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Freeze 2244.
Then the Roccos are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Roccos enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The Roccos bow to BURN.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Freeze 2244 will never Dress Roccos ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Roccos passes BURN a golden Briefcase
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
BURN takes the Briefcase.
Thank you.
The Roccos bow their heads once more, and leave.
BURN turns to DIANA.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Burn, of course I want you back!
BURN smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Shadow client to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Agent.
AGENT grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Burn?
I'm sorry Diana, but I think you should skidaddle.
DIANA leaves.
AGENT turns to BURN.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly AGENT stops.
When I said I love Hitman absolution, you know I was just trying to distract the Shadow client don't you?
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