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Callous Zombie
A Screenplay by CS PalessaEXT. OLD HOUSE - AFTERNOON
Disturbed scientist DR ELIZABETH WALKER is arguing with dead nurse MISS HEATHER SLAUGHTERHOUSE. ELIZABETH tries to hug HEATHER but she shakes her off.
Please Heather, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Elizabeth, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
HEATHER frowns.
I'm sorry, Elizabeth. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
HEATHER leaves.
ELIZABETH sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, thoughtful housekeeper PROF GREGORY LAKEMAN barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Gregory! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a zombie ... I saw an evil zombie eat a bunch of babies!
Defenseless babies?
Yes, defenseless babies!
Bloomin' heck, Gregory! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
GREGORY fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Gregory, focus! Where did it happen?
Old House Entry! That's right - Old House Entry!
ELIZABETH springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
ELIZABETH rushes along the street, followed by GREGORY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. OLD HOUSE ENTRY - SHORTLY AFTER
MATHIAS NOLAN a callous zombie terrorises two babies.
ELIZABETH, closely followed by GREGORY, rushes towards MATHIAS, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old zombie, that's Mathias Nolan!
Who's Mathias Nolan?
Who's Mathias Nolan? Who's Mathias Nolan? Only the most callous zombie in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Elizabeth! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most callous zombie in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Elizabeth! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most callous zombie in the universe!
I'm going to need spoons, lots of spoons.
Mathias turns and sees Elizabeth and Gregory. He grins an evil grin.
Elizabeth Walker, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young ELIZABETH is sitting in a park listening to some neoclassical music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees MATHIAS. She takes off her headphones.
Would you like some peppermints?
ELIZABETH's eyes light up, but then he studies MATHIAS more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of callous.
Me? No. I'm not callous. I'm the least callous zombie in the world.
Wait, you're a zombie?
ELIZABETH runs away, screaming.
INT. OLD HOUSE ENTRY - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To ELIZABETH) You ran away?
(To GREGORY) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
ELIZABETH turns to MATHIAS.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
ELIZABETH runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with spoons.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. OLD HOUSE LAB - LATER THAT DAY
ELIZABETH and GREGORY walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my spoons somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly spoons.
You know nothing Gregory Lakeman.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, MATHIAS appears, holding a pair of spoons.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Elizabeth, he's got your spoons.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I like to murder people.
(appalled) Dude!
While MATHIAS is looking at GREGORY with disgust, ELIZABETH lunges forward and grabs her deadly spoons. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you callous radish!
No please! All I did was eat a bunch of babies!
HEATHER enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those babies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Elizabeth Walker defender of innocent babies.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these spoons on you right away!
Because Elizabeth, I am your father.
ELIZABETH looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
MATHIAS tries to grab the spoons but ELIZABETH dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, MATHIAS slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly spoons.
ELIZABETH crouches over MATHIAS's body.
Be careful, Elizabeth. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Mathias Nolan is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
GREGORY claps his hands.
So your spoons did save the day, after all.
HEATHER steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the callous zombie?
Heather how long have you been...?
HEATHER puts her arm around ELIZABETH.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Mathias Nolan.
Then the babies are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable babies enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The babies bow to ELIZABETH.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Mathias Nolan will never eat babies ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the babies passes ELIZABETH a shiny book
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
ELIZABETH takes the book.
Thank you.
The babies bow their heads once more, and leave.
ELIZABETH turns to HEATHER.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Elizabeth, of course I want you back!
ELIZABETH smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a zombie to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Gregory.
GREGORY grins.
But...
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Elizabeth?
I'm sorry Heather, but I think you should skidaddle.
HEATHER leaves.
GREGORY turns to ELIZABETH.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly GREGORY stops.
When I said I like to murder people, you know I was just trying to distract the zombie don't you?
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