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Arrogant SJW
A Screenplay by Random WriterINT. GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - AFTERNOON
Funny Calibrator MR GARRUS VAKARIAN is arguing with gentle doctor MISTRESS VERTI GOMEZ. GARRUS tries to hug VERTI but she shakes him off.
Please Verti, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Garrus, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
VERTI frowns.
I'm sorry, Garrus. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
VERTI leaves.
GARRUS sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, energetic Artist MISS STICKAROO MEADOWS barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Stickaroo! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a SJW ... I saw an evil SJW hump a bunch of swimmers!
Defenseless swimmers?
Yes, defenseless swimmers!
Bloomin' heck, Stickaroo! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
STICKAROO fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Stickaroo, focus! Where did it happen?
Kings Cross Station! That's right - Kings Cross Station!
GARRUS springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
GARRUS rushes along the street, followed by STICKAROO. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. KINGS CROSS STATION - SHORTLY AFTER
NOXXY HEARNE an arrogant SJW terrorises two swimmers.
GARRUS, closely followed by STICKAROO, rushes towards NOXXY, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old SJW, that's Noxxy Hearne!
Who's Noxxy Hearne?
Who's Noxxy Hearne? Who's Noxxy Hearne? Only the most arrogant SJW in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Garrus! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most arrogant SJW in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Garrus! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most arrogant SJW in the universe!
I'm going to need spoons, lots of spoons.
Noxxy turns and sees Garrus and Stickaroo. She grins an evil grin.
Garrus Vakarian, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young GARRUS is sitting in a park listening to some jazz music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees NOXXY. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some jelly tots?
GARRUS's eyes light up, but then he studies NOXXY more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of arrogant.
Me? No. I'm not arrogant. I'm the least arrogant SJW in the world.
Wait, you're a SJW?
GARRUS runs away, screaming.
INT. KINGS CROSS STATION - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To GARRUS) You ran away?
(To STICKAROO) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
GARRUS turns to NOXXY.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
GARRUS runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with spoons.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
EXT. STRIP CLUB - LATER THAT DAY
GARRUS and STICKAROO walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my spoons somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly spoons.
You know nothing Stickaroo Meadows.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, NOXXY appears, holding a pair of spoons.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Garrus, she's got your spoons.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I used to think Keanu Reeves was a black baseball player..
(appalled) Dude!
While NOXXY is looking at STICKAROO with disgust, GARRUS lunges forward and grabs his deadly spoons. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you arrogant potato!
No please! All I did was hump a bunch of swimmers!
VERTI enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those swimmers were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Garrus Vakarian defender of innocent swimmers.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these spoons on you right away!
Because Garrus, I am your mother.
GARRUS looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
NOXXY tries to grab the spoons but GARRUS dodges out of the way.
Who's the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, NOXXY slumps to the ground.
Did she just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly spoons.
GARRUS crouches over NOXXY's body.
Be careful, Garrus. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Noxxy Hearne is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
STICKAROO claps his hands.
So your spoons did save the day, after all.
VERTI steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the arrogant SJW?
Verti how long have you been...?
VERTI puts her arm around GARRUS.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Noxxy Hearne.
Then the swimmers are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable swimmers enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The swimmers bow to GARRUS.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Noxxy Hearne will never hump swimmers ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the swimmers passes GARRUS a wooden talisman
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
GARRUS takes the talisman.
Thank you.
The swimmers bow their heads once more, and leave.
GARRUS turns to VERTI.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Garrus, of course I want you back!
GARRUS smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a SJW to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Stickaroo.
STICKAROO grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Garrus?
I'm sorry Verti, but I think you should skidaddle.
VERTI leaves.
STICKAROO turns to GARRUS.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly STICKAROO stops.
When I said I used to think Keanu Reeves was a black baseball player., you know I was just trying to distract the SJW don't you?
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