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Tactless Hooligan
A Screenplay by VivainaDXEXT. CENTRAL PARK - AFTERNOON
Intelligent librarian MS BETTY GURTZ is arguing with helpful author DOOLY SPRINGER. BETTY tries to hug DOOLY but he shakes her off.
Please Dooly, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Betty, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
DOOLY frowns.
I'm sorry, Betty. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
DOOLY leaves.
BETTY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, witty nurse MISS PATIENCE LUNDY barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Patience! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a hooligan ... I saw an evil hooligan trick a bunch of customers!
Defenseless customers?
Yes, defenseless customers!
Bloomin' heck, Patience! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
PATIENCE fans herself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Patience, focus! Where did it happen?
National History Museum! That's right - National History Museum!
BETTY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
BETTY rushes along the street, followed by PATIENCE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM - SHORTLY AFTER
CHAD OVERTON a tactless hooligan terrorises two customers.
BETTY, closely followed by PATIENCE, rushes towards CHAD, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old hooligan, that's Chad Overton!
Who's Chad Overton?
Who's Chad Overton? Who's Chad Overton? Only the most tactless hooligan in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Betty! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most tactless hooligan in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Betty! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most tactless hooligan in the universe!
I'm going to need paperweights, lots of paperweights.
Chad turns and sees Betty and Patience. He grins an evil grin.
Betty Gurtz, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young BETTY is sitting in a park listening to some Rock music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees CHAD. She takes off her headphones.
Would you like some chocolate?
BETTY's eyes light up, but then he studies CHAD more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of tactless.
Me? No. I'm not tactless. I'm the least tactless hooligan in the world.
Wait, you're a hooligan?
BETTY runs away, screaming.
INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To BETTY) You ran away?
(To PATIENCE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
BETTY turns to CHAD.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
BETTY runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with paperweights.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
EXT. A LIBRARY - LATER THAT DAY
BETTY and PATIENCE walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my paperweights somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly paperweights.
You know nothing Patience Lundy.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, CHAD appears, holding a pair of paperweights.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Betty, he's got your paperweights.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I ripped the seat of my pants.
(appalled) Dude!
While CHAD is looking at PATIENCE with disgust, BETTY lunges forward and grabs her deadly paperweights. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you tactless cabbage!
No please! All I did was trick a bunch of customers!
DOOLY enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those customers were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Betty Gurtz defender of innocent customers.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these paperweights on you right away!
Because Betty, I am your father.
BETTY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
CHAD tries to grab the paperweights but BETTY dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, CHAD slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly paperweights.
BETTY crouches over CHAD's body.
Be careful, Betty. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Chad Overton is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
PATIENCE claps her hands.
So your paperweights did save the day, after all.
DOOLY steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the tactless hooligan?
Dooly how long have you been...?
DOOLY puts his arm around BETTY.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Chad Overton.
Then the customers are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable customers enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The customers bow to BETTY.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Chad Overton will never trick customers ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the customers passes BETTY a family heirloom
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
BETTY takes the heirloom.
Thank you.
The customers bow their heads once more, and leave.
BETTY turns to DOOLY.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Betty, of course I want you back!
BETTY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Patience.
PATIENCE grins.
But...
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Betty?
I'm sorry Dooly, but I think you should skidaddle.
DOOLY leaves.
PATIENCE turns to BETTY.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly PATIENCE stops.
When I said I ripped the seat of my pants, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don't you?
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