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Tight-fisted Sea Monster
A Screenplay by AnonymousINT. A SWEET SHOP - AFTERNOON
Energetic cleaner MRS MAVIS PARKER is arguing with sweet mechanic DR ROB PARKER. MAVIS tries to hug ROB but he shakes her off.
Please Rob, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Mavis, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
ROB frowns.
I'm sorry, Mavis. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
ROB leaves.
MAVIS sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, special computer programmer MASTER JOSH PARKER barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Josh! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a sea monster ... I saw an evil sea monster munch a bunch of swimmers!
Defenseless swimmers?
Yes, defenseless swimmers!
Bloomin' heck, Josh! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
JOSH fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Josh, focus! Where did it happen?
Kings Cross Station! That's right - Kings Cross Station!
MAVIS springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
MAVIS rushes along the street, followed by JOSH. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. KINGS CROSS STATION - SHORTLY AFTER
CHAD HEMINGWAY a tight-fisted sea monster terrorises two swimmers.
MAVIS, closely followed by JOSH, rushes towards CHAD, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old sea monster, that's Chad Hemingway!
Who's Chad Hemingway?
Who's Chad Hemingway? Who's Chad Hemingway? Only the most tight-fisted sea monster in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Mavis! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most tight-fisted sea monster in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Mavis! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most tight-fisted sea monster in the universe!
I'm going to need guns, lots of guns.
Chad turns and sees Mavis and Josh. He grins an evil grin.
Mavis Parker, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young MAVIS is sitting in a park listening to some indie music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees CHAD. She takes off her headphones.
Would you like some fruit gums?
MAVIS's eyes light up, but then he studies CHAD more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of tight-fisted.
Me? No. I'm not tight-fisted. I'm the least tight-fisted sea monster in the world.
Wait, you're a sea monster?
MAVIS runs away, screaming.
INT. KINGS CROSS STATION - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To MAVIS) You ran away?
(To JOSH) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
MAVIS turns to CHAD.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
MAVIS runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with guns.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
EXT. A GREASY DINER - LATER THAT DAY
MAVIS and JOSH walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my guns somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly guns.
You know nothing Josh Parker.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, CHAD appears, holding a pair of guns.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Mavis, he's got your guns.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I still wear nappies.
(appalled) Dude!
While CHAD is looking at JOSH with disgust, MAVIS lunges forward and grabs her deadly guns. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you tight-fisted carrot!
No please! All I did was munch a bunch of swimmers!
ROB enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those swimmers were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Mavis Parker defender of innocent swimmers.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these guns on you right away!
Because Mavis, I am your father.
MAVIS looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
CHAD tries to grab the guns but MAVIS dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, CHAD slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly guns.
MAVIS crouches over CHAD's body.
Be careful, Mavis. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Chad Hemingway is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
JOSH claps his hands.
So your guns did save the day, after all.
ROB steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the tight-fisted sea monster?
Rob how long have you been...?
ROB puts his arm around MAVIS.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Chad Hemingway.
Then the swimmers are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable swimmers enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The swimmers bow to MAVIS.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Chad Hemingway will never munch swimmers ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the swimmers passes MAVIS a gold pendant
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
MAVIS takes the pendant.
Thank you.
The swimmers bow their heads once more, and leave.
MAVIS turns to ROB.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Mavis, of course I want you back!
MAVIS smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a sea monster to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Josh.
JOSH grins.
But...
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Mavis?
I'm sorry Rob, but I think you should skidaddle.
ROB leaves.
JOSH turns to MAVIS.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly JOSH stops.
When I said I still wear nappies, you know I was just trying to distract the sea monster don't you?
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