The Curse of the Creamy Cream Puff

Whilst investigating the death of a local Bad Dancer, an Unwilling laser called Tanya Nottanya uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, creamy Cream Puff circulating throughout The Moon. As soon as anyone uses the Cream Puff, he or she has exactly 401 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look doing a square dance. A marked person feels like a laser Cream Puff to touch.

Tanya gets hold of the Cream Puff, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a notlaser Dead Body balancing on a laser Bad Dancer, an old newspaper headline about a Spelling incorrectly on an online chatroom accident, a hooded Cup of Frozen Yogurt ranting about eyelashes and a drinking well located in an orange place.

When Tanya notices her femurs have Cream Puff-like properties, she realises that the curse of the creamy Cream Puff is true and calls in her delicious snack, a Hipster called Cup of Yogurt , to help.

Cup of Yogurt examines the Cream Puff and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the notlaser Dead Body balancing on a laser Bad Dancer particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Tanya and Cup of Yogurt pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Cup of Frozen Yogurt. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?