The Sharpness V Diamond Sword

PvPer 1 _TheFireWolf_ looked at the Sharpness V Diamond Sword in his hands and felt Happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Empty surroundings. He had always loved Wilderness World with its plain, plastic Plain Biome. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of PvPer 2 Jonathan_Gustin. PvPer 2 was a Brutal Rivalry with Diamond Helmet and Diamond Chestplate.

PvPer 1 gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Godly, Clever, Insta-heal Soup drinker with Diamond Helmet and Diamond Chestplate. His friends saw him as a gentle, glorious Godly. Once, he had even helped a warty Noob leader cross the road.

But not even a Godly person who had once helped a warty Noob leader cross the road, was prepared for what PvPer 2 had in store today.

The Clear teased like Killing Wolves, making PvPer 1 Relaxed.

As PvPer 1 stepped outside and PvPer 2 came closer, he could see the breakable glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want my Items after being killed by you," PvPer 2 bellowed, in a No mercy tone. He slammed his fist against PvPer 1's chest, with the force of 974 Cows. "I frigging hate you, PvPer 1 _TheFireWolf_."

PvPer 1 looked back, even more Relaxed and still fingering the Sharpness V Diamond Sword. "PvPer 2, I killed you," he replied.

They looked at each other with Sad feelings, like two orange, ordinary Ocelots Stealing at a very Anarchy PvP Arena, which had Intensing music playing in the background and two Nice uncles Battling to the beat.

Suddenly, PvPer 2 lunged forward and tried to punch PvPer 1 in the face. Quickly, PvPer 1 grabbed the Sharpness V Diamond Sword and brought it down on PvPer 2's skull.

PvPer 2's Diamond Helmet trembled and his Diamond Chestplate wobbled. He looked Angry, his body raw like a fantastic, fried Food.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later PvPer 2 Jonathan_Gustin was dead.

PvPer 1 _TheFireWolf_ went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Insta-heal Soup.