Hjooman Idiut, the Dood

In a Hole in the ground there lived a Short, Fast dood named Hjooman Idiut. Not a Stupid Smart, Friendly Hole in the ground, filled with Sticks and an Ugly smell, nor yet a Beautiful, Scary, Cute Hole in the ground with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dood-Hole in the ground, and that means Nothing.

One day, after a troubling visit from the gurly Hjuman smartiut, Hjooman leaves his Hole in the ground and sets out in search of three Mean Stones. A quest undertaken in the company of Robots, Planets and Solar systems.

In the search for the gurly-guarded Stones, Hjooman Idiut surprises even himself with his idiotic and skill as a Jobless guy.

During his travels, Hjooman rescues a cookie, an heirloom belonging to Hjuman. But when Hjuman refuses to try cake, their friendship is over.

However, Hjuman is wounded at the Battle of a tiring fight with a boulder and the two reconcile just before Hjooman engages in some serious cake.

Hjooman accepts one of the three Mean Stones and returns home to his Hole in the ground a very wealthy dood.