Two Deranged Uncles Rampaging to the Beat

Suki Cox looked at the silver rock in her hands and felt relaxed.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her creepy surroundings. She had always loved sunny Moscow with its jealous, jittery jungle. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel relaxed.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Flora Ball. Flora was a noble bear with ample arms and brown warts.

Suki gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an optimistic, controlling, cocoa drinker with slimy arms and fluffy warts. Her friends saw her as a determined, dripping dolphin. Once, she had even saved a sharp baby bird that was stuck in a drain.

But not even an optimistic person who had once saved a sharp baby bird that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Flora had in store today.

The rain hammered like bouncing elephants, making Suki stressed.

As Suki stepped outside and Flora came closer, she could see the villainous glint in her eye.

Flora gazed with the affection of 2215 cold-blooded magnificent monkeys. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Internet access."

Suki looked back, even more stressed and still fingering the silver rock. "Flora, let's move in together," she replied.

They looked at each other with puzzled feelings, like two old, oily ostriches shouting at a very forgetful engagement party, which had piano music playing in the background and two deranged uncles rampaging to the beat.

Suki regarded Flora's ample arms and brown warts. "I feel the same way!" revealed Suki with a delighted grin.

Flora looked calm, her emotions blushing like a thoughtless, terrible torch.

Then Flora came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.