Tempting the Smart Siren

Michelle Snozcumber suspected something was a little off when her wobbly mother tried to peck her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly smart siren, James Grey, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, James proved to be ample and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with loving. Michelle soon learnt that James had taken an oath never to hug a human being.

When Michelle's wobbly mother is injured in a crocodile taming accident, Michelle realises her own life is at risk.

Despite James's whopping ears and murderous tendencies, Michelle finds herself falling for the siren. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a alien appears before Michelle and warns her of a darkness within James. The alien gives Michelle the weathered knife - the only weapon that can defeat a smart siren.

Will Michelle find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly frightened? (Hint: yes!)