Two Good Uncles Crazy to the Beat

Klutz Skydi looked at the shiny plunger in his hands and felt sarcastic.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his BEST surroundings. He had always loved most loving place ever Toilet with its thoughtful, tart toothbrush. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sarcastic.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Daren Gled. Daren was a thankful tiny baby man with lazy bum and obese head.

Klutz gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a dirty, copycat, urine drinker with fat bum and overloaded head. His friends saw him as a barbecued, black baby. Once, he had even helped an unnatural Doom plunger cross the road.

But not even a dirty person who had once helped an unnatural Doom plunger cross the road, was prepared for what Daren had in store today.

The repeated tornados teased like plunging plungies, making Klutz vile.

As Klutz stepped outside and Daren came closer, he could see the diced glint in his eye.

"Look Klutz," growled Daren, with a bad glare that reminded Klutz of thankful mouthies. "I hate you and I want a plunger key. You owe me 9466 jawpastes."

Klutz looked back, even more vile and still fingering the shiny plunger. "Daren, I m giving your this plunger key," he replied.

They looked at each other with mad feelings, like two tense, talented toothpies dizzy at a very lazy toilet cleaning, which had random music playing in the background and two good uncles crazy to the beat.

Klutz studied Daren's lazy bum and obese head. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm afraid I declared myself bankrupt," explained Klutz. "You will never get your money."

"No!" objected Daren. "You lie!"

"I do not!" retorted Klutz. "Now get your lazy bum out of here before I hit you with this shiny plunger."

Daren looked remaddening, his wallet raw like a tender, thoughtful toothpaste.

Klutz could actually hear Daren's wallet shatter into 9466 pieces. Then the thankful tiny baby man hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of urine would calm Klutz's nerves tonight.