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Mean Dragon
A Screenplay by Prince Kirbie MeggyINT. VELTHOMER CASTLE - AFTERNOON
Holy Lord and Saviour DARK PRINCE JULIUS FALA is arguing with Wacky Camus archetype PRINCESS ISHTAR TORDO. JULIUS tries to hug ISHTAR but she shakes him off.
Please Ishtar, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Julius, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
ISHTAR frowns.
I'm sorry, Julius. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
ISHTAR leaves.
JULIUS sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, loyal Deadlord GENERAL MUS RISEN barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Mus! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a Dragon ... I saw an evil Dragon Infect a bunch of Children!
Defenseless Children?
Yes, defenseless Children!
Bloomin' heck, Mus! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
MUS fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Mus, focus! Where did it happen?
Belhalla! That's right - Belhalla!
JULIUS springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
JULIUS rushes along the street, followed by MUS. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. BELHALLA - SHORTLY AFTER
JULIA NAGA a mean Dragon terrorises two Children.
JULIUS, closely followed by MUS, rushes towards JULIA, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old Dragon, that's Julia Naga!
Who's Julia Naga?
Who's Julia Naga? Who's Julia Naga? Only the most mean Dragon in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Julius! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most mean Dragon in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Julius! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most mean Dragon in the universe!
I'm going to need Wyrmslayer, lots of Wyrmslayer.
Julia turns and sees Julius and Mus. She grins an evil grin.
Julius Fala, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young JULIUS is sitting in a park listening to some Jazz music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees JULIA. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some Cinamon rolls?
JULIUS's eyes light up, but then he studies JULIA more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of mean.
Me? No. I'm not mean. I'm the least mean Dragon in the world.
Wait, you're a Dragon?
JULIUS runs away, screaming.
EXT. BELHALLA - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To JULIUS) You ran away?
(To MUS) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
JULIUS turns to JULIA.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
JULIUS runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Wyrmslayer.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. GRANVALE CASTLE - LATER THAT DAY
JULIUS and MUS walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my Wyrmslayer somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Wyrmslayer.
You know nothing Mus Risen.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, JULIA appears, holding a pair of Wyrmslayer.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Julius, she's got your Wyrmslayer.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
The Prince has no weakness.
(appalled) Dude!
While JULIA is looking at MUS with disgust, JULIUS lunges forward and grabs his deadly Wyrmslayer. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you mean Corrin!
No please! All I did was Infect a bunch of Children!
ISHTAR enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Children were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Julius Fala defender of innocent Children.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Wyrmslayer on you right away!
Because Julius, I am your mother.
JULIUS looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
JULIA tries to grab the Wyrmslayer but JULIUS dodges out of the way.
Who's the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, JULIA slumps to the ground.
Did she just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Wyrmslayer.
JULIUS crouches over JULIA's body.
Be careful, Julius. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Julia Naga is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
MUS claps his hands.
So your Wyrmslayer did save the day, after all.
ISHTAR steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the mean Dragon?
Ishtar how long have you been...?
ISHTAR puts her arm around JULIUS.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Julia Naga.
Then the Children are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Children enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The Children bow to JULIUS.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Julia Naga will never Infect Children ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Children passes JULIUS a Dank Memes
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
JULIUS takes the Memes.
Thank you.
The Children bow their heads once more, and leave.
JULIUS turns to ISHTAR.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Julius, of course I want you back!
JULIUS smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Dragon to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Mus.
MUS grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Julius?
I'm sorry Ishtar, but I think you should skidaddle.
ISHTAR leaves.
MUS turns to JULIUS.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly MUS stops.
When I said The Prince has no weakness, you know I was just trying to distract the Dragon don't you?
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