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The Horrible Town

A Mystery
by Clementine

The ugly, horrible town of Hill-Burrito holds a secret.

Ass Hole has the perfect life working as a serial killer in the city and murdering with his murderous boyfriend, Douche Bag.

However, when he finds a floofy pencil in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Hole family.

A zombie apocalypse leaves Ass with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to dank Hill-Burrito to find some answers.

At first the people of Hill-Burrito are rude and evil. He is intrigued by the curiously stupid child, Dick Head. However, after he introduces him to hard hugging cute things, Ass slowly finds himself drawn into a web of eating, sleeping and perhaps, even breathing.

Can Ass resist the charms of Dick Head and uncover the secret of the floofy pencil before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Hill-Burrito legend?

Created on 20th February 2017.

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"Who wouldn't give up a life of murdering with their murderous boyfriend to spend a little time with a curiously stupid child?"

- The Daily Tale

"About as mysterious as finding a poo in a public toilet. However, The Horrible Town does offer a valuable lesson about not getting into hard hugging cute things."

- Enid Kibbler

"The only mystery, is why did I keep reading after page one?"

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

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