Pleasure of a Siren

Warwick Giantbulb suspected something was a little off when his grateful uncle tried to pleasure him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly skinny siren, Zach Slaughterhouse, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Zach proved to be patient and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with singing. Warwick soon learnt that Zach had taken an oath never to taste a human being.

When Warwick's grateful uncle is injured in a golfing accident, Warwick realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Zach's fuzzy wings and sharp teeth, Warwick finds himself falling for the siren. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.

One night, a mermaid appears before Warwick and warns him of a darkness within Zach. The mermaid gives Warwick the squidgy arrow - the only weapon that can defeat a skinny siren.

Will Warwick find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly frightened? (Hint: yes!)