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Manipulative Muslim
A Screenplay by Negro HunterEXT. NEGROTON - AFTERNOON
Noble Minority Hunter STRAIGHT WHITE MALE is arguing with Not as Smart Cocksucker BIG BOOBED BIMBO. WHITE tries to hug BOOBED but she shakes him off.
Please Boobed, don't leave me.
I'm sorry White, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
BOOBED frowns.
I'm sorry, White. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
BOOBED leaves.
WHITE sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Big Boobed Sandwich Maker STRAIGHT WHITE FEMALE barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, White! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a Muslim ... I saw an evil Muslim Rob a bunch of White People!
Defenseless White People?
Yes, defenseless White People!
Bloomin' heck, White! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
WHITE fans herself and begins to wheeze.
Focus White, focus! Where did it happen?
Muslim Mansion! That's right - Muslim Mansion!
WHITE springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
WHITE rushes along the street, followed by WHITE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. MUSLIM MANSION - SHORTLY AFTER
HABIB SHEKELSTEIN a Manipulative Muslim terrorises two White People.
WHITE, closely followed by WHITE, rushes towards HABIB, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old Muslim, that's Habib Shekelstein!
Who's Habib Shekelstein?
Who's Habib Shekelstein? Who's Habib Shekelstein? Only the most Manipulative Muslim in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, White! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Manipulative Muslim in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, White! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Manipulative Muslim in the universe!
I'm going to need Pork, lots of Pork.
Habib turns and sees White and White. He grins an evil grin.
White Male, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young WHITE is sitting in a park listening to some White power country music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees HABIB. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some BBC?
WHITE's eyes light up, but then he studies HABIB more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of Manipulative.
Me? No. I'm not Manipulative. I'm the least Manipulative Muslim in the world.
Wait, you're a Muslim?
WHITE runs away, screaming.
INT. MUSLIM MANSION - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To WHITE) You ran away?
(To WHITE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
WHITE turns to HABIB.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
WHITE runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Pork.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
EXT. JEWVILLE - LATER THAT DAY
WHITE and WHITE walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my Pork somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Pork.
You know nothing White Female.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, HABIB appears, holding a pair of Pork.
Looking for something?
Crikey, White, he's got your Pork.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I love lolis.
(appalled) Dude!
While HABIB is looking at WHITE with disgust, WHITE lunges forward and grabs his deadly Pork. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you Manipulative Eggplant!
No please! All I did was Rob a bunch of White People!
BOOBED enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those White People were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! White Male defender of innocent White People.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Pork on you right away!
Because White, I am your father.
WHITE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
HABIB tries to grab the Pork but WHITE dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, HABIB slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Pork.
WHITE crouches over HABIB's body.
Be careful, White. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Habib Shekelstein is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
WHITE claps her hands.
So your Pork did save the day, after all.
BOOBED steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the Manipulative Muslim?
Boobed how long have you been...?
BOOBED puts her arm around WHITE.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Habib Shekelstein.
Then the White People are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable White People enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The White People bow to WHITE.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Habib Shekelstein will never Rob White People ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the White People passes WHITE an Aryan Hitler's Watch
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
WHITE takes the Hitler's Watch.
Thank you.
The White People bow their heads once more, and leave.
WHITE turns to BOOBED.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, White, of course I want you back!
WHITE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Muslim to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, White.
WHITE grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
White?
I'm sorry Boobed, but I think you should skidaddle.
BOOBED leaves.
WHITE turns to WHITE.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly WHITE stops.
When I said I love lolis, you know I was just trying to distract the Muslim don't you?
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