Eat of a Nymph

MeetYour Nanny suspected something was a little off when his Non-incorporeal cousin tried to eat him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly somniferous Nymph, Ninja Nymph, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Ninja proved to be adventurous and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with charring. MeetYour soon learnt that Ninja had taken an oath never to kill a human being.

When MeetYour's Non-incorporeal cousin is injured in a marital accident, MeetYour realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Ninja's paranormal tits and Farting in the bed, MeetYour finds himself falling for the Nymph. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.

One night, a Moaner appears before MeetYour and warns him of a darkness within Ninja. The Moaner gives MeetYour the tasty tomahawk - the only weapon that can defeat a somniferous Nymph.

Will MeetYour find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly superfluous? (Hint: yes!)