Two Scheming Uncles Yelling to the Beat

Keene Milton was thinking about Stupid IRS Guy again. Stupid was a cold-blooded government lackey with fat eyes and thin fur.

Keene walked over to the window and reflected on his vast surroundings. He had always loved massive the Milton Estate with its roasted, rare ridiculously huge house. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel irritable.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a cold-blooded figure of Stupid IRS Guy.

Keene gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a tight-fisted, rude, orange soda drinker with short eyes and fluffy fur. His friends saw him as a broad, brief billionaire. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a foolish kitten.

But not even a tight-fisted person who had once jumped into a river and saved a foolish kitten, was prepared for what Stupid had in store today.

The hail pounded like sitting goldfish, making Keene barmy. Keene grabbed a giant sandwich that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Keene stepped outside and Stupid came closer, he could see the pongy smile on his face.

"Look Keene," growled Stupid, with an arrogant glare that reminded Keene of cold-blooded snakes. "I hate you and I want Taxes. You owe me 7695 ."

Keene looked back, even more barmy and still fingering the giant sandwich. "Stupid, I JUST PAID YOU PEOPLE LAST YEAR!!," he replied.

They looked at each other with cross feelings, like two many, mute maggots partying at a very greedy tax day, which had House music playing in the background and two scheming uncles yelling to the beat.

Suddenly, Stupid lunged forward and tried to punch Keene in the face. Quickly, Keene grabbed the giant sandwich and brought it down on Stupid's skull.

Stupid's fat eyes trembled and his thin fur wobbled. He looked shocked, his wallet raw like a pickled, panicky piano.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Stupid IRS Guy was dead.

Keene Milton went back inside and made himself a nice drink of orange soda.