A Mutual Love of Wiltshire

Albert Kowalski is a boring paint drier from grey Wiltshire. He leads a repetitive life. However, all that changes when Albert books a summer holiday to uninteresting Wiltshire.

At first Albert finds Wiltshire very drab. Then there's the mysterious, pessimistic bureaucrat, Guth Rodfrey, who makes him feel vaguely annoyed.

When Guth invites him on a staring at the floor expedition, Albert begins to realise that Guth is a deeply drab and plain woman.

Albert knows in his heart that Guth is the woman for him. However, to secure his happiness, Albert must fend off the cynical hod carrier, Baul Pruce, who wants to get his claws into Guth.

Using her stupid sheep and a mutual love of Wiltshire, Albert sets out to snare Guth once and for all. But will the pessimistic paint drier return his affections?