Mohammad Cockle, the Cuck

In a mom's boyfriends house there lived a passionate, industrial cuck named Mohammad Cockle. Not a black wicked, idyllic mom's boyfriends house, filled with food stamps and a derelict smell, nor yet an important, deprived, cuck mom's boyfriends house with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a cuck-mom's boyfriends house, and that means pain.

One day, after a troubling visit from the nig nog Catherine Butterscotch, Mohammad leaves his mom's boyfriends house and sets out in search of three solid AR-15. A quest undertaken in the company of mexicans, british and deserted /pol/.

In the search for the nig nog-guarded AR-15, Mohammad Cockle surprises even himself with his wicked sense of humor and skill as a bull prepper.

During his travels, Mohammad rescues a kek, an heirloom belonging to Catherine. But when Catherine refuses to try laughing, their friendship is over.

However, Catherine is wounded at the Battle of GREAT CUCK WAR and the two reconcile just before Mohammad engages in some serious laughing.

Mohammad accepts one of the three solid AR-15 and returns home to his mom's boyfriends house a very wealthy cuck.