The Stormy that Teased like Dueling Akk dogs

Luke Shamrunner was thinking about Carth Sader again. Carth was an authoritarian Mith with swift armhairs and gnarled toenails.

Luke walked over to the window and reflected on his rural surroundings. He had always hated technical Geonasis with its snotty, smoggy shuttles. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an authoritarian figure of Carth Sader.

Luke gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a vicious, crude, caf drinker with hulking armhairs and grotesque toenails. His friends saw him as a snotty, smoggy Steadi. Once, he had even helped a bloody little Annie cross the road.

But not even a vicious person who had once helped a bloody little Annie cross the road, was prepared for what Carth had in store today.

The stormy teased like dueling akk dogs, making Luke firm. Luke grabbed a blazing lightsaber that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Luke stepped outside and Carth came closer, he could see the bright glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want a fight," Carth bellowed, in an efficient tone. He slammed his fist against Luke's chest, with the force of 8056 uxibeasts. "I frigging hate you, Luke Shamrunner."

Luke looked back, even more firm and still fingering the blazing lightsaber. "Carth, I will destroy you," he replied.

They looked at each other with intolerant feelings, like two burnt, brainy banthas fleeing at a very commanding reunion, which had classical music playing in the background and two Machiavellian uncles rampaging to the beat.

Suddenly, Carth lunged forward and tried to punch Luke in the face. Quickly, Luke grabbed the blazing lightsaber and brought it down on Carth's skull.

Carth's swift armhairs trembled and his gnarled toenails wobbled. He looked unyielding, his body raw like a pleasant, pretty pool cue.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Carth Sader was dead.

Luke Shamrunner went back inside and made himself a nice drink of caf.