The Holiday to Infernal Oslo

Torbjørn Grymsson is a trve kvlt genitovomitortvrer from frozen Sør-Trøndelag. He leads a Satanic life. However, all that changes when Torbjørn books a summer holiday to infernal Oslo.

At first Torbjørn finds Oslo very frostbitten. Then there's the mysterious, metal as fvck infernonekrodesekrator, Hjørdis Demonludder, who makes him feel misanthropic.

When Hjørdis invites him on a corpseraping expedition, Torbjørn begins to realise that Hjørdis is a deeply infernal and grym woman.

Torbjørn knows in his heart that Hjørdis is the woman for him. However, to secure his happiness, Torbjørn must fend off the anti-Christian exhvmoblasphemoviolator, Olaf Geitkvltisk, who wants to get his claws into Hjørdis.

Using her vnholy antihumanism and a mutual love of bvrning and dieding the falses, Torbjørn sets out to snare Hjørdis once and for all. But will the metal as fvck genitovomitortvrer return his affections?