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Stingy Alien
A Screenplay by Mr PseudonymINT. A LIBRARY - AFTERNOON
Intuitive navigator MADAME ALICE BUTTERSCOTCH is arguing with delightful psychiatrist LADY MOLLY RUSSELL. ALICE tries to hug MOLLY but she shakes her off.
Please Molly, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Alice, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
MOLLY frowns.
I'm sorry, Alice. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
MOLLY leaves.
ALICE sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, smart housekeeper MADAME MOLLY COX barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Molly! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... an alien ... I saw an evil alien attack a bunch of babies!
Defenseless babies?
Yes, defenseless babies!
Bloomin' heck, Molly! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
MOLLY fans herself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Molly, focus! Where did it happen?
a book shop! That's right - a book shop!
ALICE springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
ALICE rushes along the street, followed by MOLLY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. A BOOK SHOP - SHORTLY AFTER
ROY SMITH a stingy alien terrorises two babies.
ALICE, closely followed by MOLLY, rushes towards ROY, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old alien, that's Roy Smith!
Who's Roy Smith?
Who's Roy Smith? Who's Roy Smith? Only the most stingy alien in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Alice! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most stingy alien in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Alice! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most stingy alien in the universe!
I'm going to need nets, lots of nets.
Roy turns and sees Alice and Molly. He grins an evil grin.
Alice Butterscotch, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young ALICE is sitting in a park listening to some orchestral music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees ROY. She takes off her headphones.
Would you like some white mice?
ALICE's eyes light up, but then he studies ROY more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of stingy.
Me? No. I'm not stingy. I'm the least stingy alien in the world.
Wait, you're a alien?
ALICE runs away, screaming.
EXT. A BOOK SHOP - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To ALICE) You ran away?
(To MOLLY) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
ALICE turns to ROY.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
ALICE runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with nets.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. QUALITY CAFE - LATER THAT DAY
ALICE and MOLLY walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my nets somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly nets.
You know nothing Molly Cox.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, ROY appears, holding a pair of nets.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Alice, he's got your nets.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I'm afraid of sausages.
(appalled) Dude!
While ROY is looking at MOLLY with disgust, ALICE lunges forward and grabs her deadly nets. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you stingy sprout!
No please! All I did was attack a bunch of babies!
MOLLY enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those babies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Alice Butterscotch defender of innocent babies.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these nets on you right away!
Because Alice, I am your father.
ALICE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
ROY tries to grab the nets but ALICE dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, ROY slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly nets.
ALICE crouches over ROY's body.
Be careful, Alice. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Roy Smith is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
MOLLY claps her hands.
So your nets did save the day, after all.
MOLLY steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the stingy alien?
Molly how long have you been...?
MOLLY puts her arm around ALICE.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roy Smith.
Then the babies are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable babies enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The babies bow to ALICE.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roy Smith will never attack babies ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the babies passes ALICE a tinkling bell
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
ALICE takes the bell.
Thank you.
The babies bow their heads once more, and leave.
ALICE turns to MOLLY.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Alice, of course I want you back!
ALICE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a alien to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Molly.
MOLLY grins.
But...
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Alice?
I'm sorry Molly, but I think you should skidaddle.
MOLLY leaves.
MOLLY turns to ALICE.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly MOLLY stops.
When I said I'm afraid of sausages, you know I was just trying to distract the alien don't you?
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