Galactic Seductive Largesaber Wars

A long, long time ago in a seductive, seductive galaxy...

After leaving the sexy planet Tatooteet, a group of power converters fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into an arousing, space Demisemoon.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Dark Invader, a cheap human capable of jaywalking and even blowing up an entire planet.

Terrified, an utter crap not actually human known as Prance Layer flees the Empire, with her protector, Lick Scornwanker.

They head for Moist Eyeslee on the planet Alllllderan. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Scornwanker uses his seductive largesaber to defend Prance.

Scornwanker and Not actually human Prance decide it's time to leave Alllllderan and steal a landshitter to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of old folk. Scornwanker is attacked and the not actually human is captured by the old folk and taken back to Moist Eyeslee.

Scornwanker must fight to save Not actually human Prance but when he accidentally unearths a really bad my big horny sausage bby ;), the entire future of the seductive, sexy galaxy is at stake.