Linda Clause, the Donkey

In a stable there lived a chubby, ripped donkey named Linda Clause. Not a frosty jolly, large stable, filled with pigs in blankets and a christmasy smell, nor yet a fluffy, deep, dirty stable with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a donkey-stable, and that means shelter.

One day, after a troubling visit from the reindeer Debbie Muncher, Linda leaves her stable and sets out in search of three white presents. A quest undertaken in the company of donkeys, elfs and podcastable cows.

In the search for the reindeer-guarded presents, Linda Clause surprises even herself with her kindness and skill as a snowman.

During her travels, Linda rescues a crown, an heirloom belonging to Debbie. But when Debbie refuses to try singing, their friendship is over.

However, Debbie is wounded at the Battle of The great christmas turkey fight and the two reconcile just before Linda engages in some serious singing.

Linda accepts one of the three white presents and returns home to her stable a very wealthy donkey.