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A Screenplay by filiferto gaymersiteEXT. IPOLY - AFTERNOON
Hot strippa' DARSHAN BIG DADDY DARSHAN is arguing with delightful tinder mama LOLI LITTLE VIVIAN. BIG DADDY tries to hug LITTLE but she shakes her off.
Please little, don't leave me.
I'm sorry big daddy, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
LITTLE frowns.
I'm sorry, big daddy. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
LITTLE leaves.
BIG DADDY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, gracious not a strippa' HANKE MARK HANKE barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, mark! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a fili ... I saw an evil fili sexually harass a bunch of ipoly students!
Defenseless ipoly students?
Yes, defenseless ipoly students!
Bloomin' heck, mark! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
MARK fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus mark, focus! Where did it happen?
darshan's house! That's right - darshan's house!
BIG DADDY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
BIG DADDY rushes along the street, followed by MARK. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. DARSHAN'S HOUSE - SHORTLY AFTER
ELSA RIVERA a demon fili terrorises two ipoly students.
BIG DADDY, closely followed by MARK, rushes towards ELSA, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old fili, that's elsa rivera!
Who's elsa rivera?
Who's elsa rivera? Who's elsa rivera? Only the most demon fili in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, big daddy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most demon fili in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, big daddy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most demon fili in the universe!
I'm going to need big pee pees, lots of big pee pees.
elsa turns and sees big daddy and mark. She grins an evil grin.
big daddy darshan, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young BIG DADDY is sitting in a park listening to some rap music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees ELSA. She takes off her headphones.
Would you like some fruit cake?
BIG DADDY's eyes light up, but then he studies ELSA more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of demon.
Me? No. I'm not demon. I'm the least demon fili in the world.
Wait, you're a fili?
BIG DADDY runs away, screaming.
EXT. DARSHAN'S HOUSE - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To BIG DADDY) You ran away?
(To MARK) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
BIG DADDY turns to ELSA.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
BIG DADDY runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with big pee pees.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. DARSHAN'S BEDROOM - LATER THAT DAY
BIG DADDY and MARK walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my big pee pees somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly big pee pees.
You know nothing mark hanke.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, ELSA appears, holding a pair of big pee pees.
Looking for something?
Crikey, big daddy, she's got your big pee pees.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
i actually like your fat pp.
(appalled) Dude!
While ELSA is looking at MARK with disgust, BIG DADDY lunges forward and grabs her deadly big pee pees. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you demon eggplant!
No please! All I did was sexually harass a bunch of ipoly students!
LITTLE enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those ipoly students were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! big daddy darshan defender of innocent ipoly students.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these big pee pees on you right away!
Because big daddy, I am your mother.
BIG DADDY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
ELSA tries to grab the big pee pees but BIG DADDY dodges out of the way.
Who's the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, ELSA slumps to the ground.
Did she just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly big pee pees.
BIG DADDY crouches over ELSA's body.
Be careful, big daddy. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... elsa rivera is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
MARK claps his hands.
So your big pee pees did save the day, after all.
LITTLE steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the demon fili?
little how long have you been...?
LITTLE puts her arm around BIG DADDY.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed elsa rivera.
Then the ipoly students are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable ipoly students enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The ipoly students bow to BIG DADDY.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that elsa rivera will never sexually harass ipoly students ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the ipoly students passes BIG DADDY a delicate vivian's virginity
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
BIG DADDY takes the vivian's virginity.
Thank you.
The ipoly students bow their heads once more, and leave.
BIG DADDY turns to LITTLE.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, big daddy, of course I want you back!
BIG DADDY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a fili to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, mark.
MARK grins.
But...
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
big daddy?
I'm sorry little, but I think you should skidaddle.
LITTLE leaves.
MARK turns to BIG DADDY.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly MARK stops.
When I said i actually like your fat pp, you know I was just trying to distract the fili don't you?
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