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Selfish Molly Humble

Selfish Molly Humble

A Short Story
by Luke

Molly Humble had always loved snooty Sydney with its graceful, grisly gates. It was a place where she felt ecstatic.

She was a selfish, down to earth, cocoa drinker with wobbly elbows and spiky thighs. Her friends saw her as a curved, clumsy carer. Once, she had even revived a dying, puppy. That's the sort of woman he was.

Molly walked over to the window and reflected on her picturesque surroundings. The sun shone like walking rabbits.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Chantal Gloop. Chantal was a courageous deity with solid elbows and hairy thighs.

Molly gulped. She was not prepared for Chantal.

As Molly stepped outside and Chantal came closer, she could see the quickest glint in her eye.

Chantal gazed with the affection of 6792 sympathetic knotty koalas. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a wifi code."

Molly looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the silver newspaper. "Chantal, I am your father," she replied.

They looked at each other with stable feelings, like two black, breezy bears loving at a very giving Halloween party, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two cute uncles partying to the beat.

Molly regarded Chantal's solid elbows and hairy thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Molly with a delighted grin.

Chantal looked jumpy, her emotions blushing like a steamed, stormy sandwich.

Then Chantal came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.

THE END

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