Two Crackhead Uncles Cuming to the Beat

quandale dingle was thinking about adolf hitler again. adolf was an angry genocide with absolutely massive sausage and fat mouth.

quandale walked over to the window and reflected on his beautiful surroundings. He had always loved smelly Auswicch with its jittery, jealous jews. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an angry figure of adolf hitler.

quandale gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a racist, homophobic, lean drinker with big sausage and hairy mouth. His friends saw him as a beautiful, blue blatant racist. Once, he had even helped an old-fashioned little kid recover from a flying accident.

But not even a racist person who had once helped an old-fashioned little kid recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what adolf had in store today.

The snow flurried like flipping jew, making quandale unconfortable. quandale grabbed an odd plastic coc that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As quandale stepped outside and adolf came closer, he could see the fair glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want secs," adolf bellowed, in a horny tone. She slammed her fist against quandale's chest, with the force of 1690 jew. "I frigging hate you, quandale dingle."

quandale looked back, even more unconfortable and still fingering the odd plastic coc. "adolf, I want you to torture my coc and balls until i cannot feel my scrottom anymore," he replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two joyous, jealous jew sucking at a very alcoholic gasing of jews, which had cristian music music playing in the background and two crackhead uncles cuming to the beat.

Suddenly, adolf lunged forward and tried to punch quandale in the face. Quickly, quandale grabbed the odd plastic coc and brought it down on adolf's skull.

adolf's absolutely massive sausage trembled and her fat mouth wobbled. She looked depressed, her body raw like a bad, boiled bibrator.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later adolf hitler was dead.

quandale dingle went back inside and made himself a nice drink of lean.