Galactic Stupid Lightsaber Wars

A long, long time ago in a Stupid, Stupid galaxy...

After leaving the Smart planet Rainboh, a group of Droid's fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a Hot, space Castle.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Gonk Droid, a Huge Wikyochee capable of Murder and even Robbery.

Terrified, a Cool Jar Jar known as Geode Rock flees the Empire, with his protector, Jeby Alien.

They head for Theed on the planet Naboo. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Alien uses his Stupid Lightsaber to defend Geode.

Alien and Jar Jar Geode decide it's time to leave Naboo and steal a Tie Fighter to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of Jawa's. Alien is attacked and the Jar Jar is captured by the Jawa's and taken back to Theed.

Alien must fight to save Jar Jar Geode but when he accidentally unearths a Fast Blue Milk, the entire future of the Stupid, Smart galaxy is at stake.