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The Curse of the Crumpled Teapot

The Curse of the Crumpled Teapot

A Horror Story
by Dove Windsor

Whilst investigating the death of a local detective, a grateful fishmonger called Charity McCallister uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, crumpled teapot circulating throughout Scotland. As soon as anyone uses the teapot, he or she has exactly 31 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a hairy frog to touch.

Charity gets hold of the teapot, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a scheming ostrich balancing on a nippy detective, an old newspaper headline about a drunk driving accident, a hooded gerbil ranting about thighs and a drinking well located in a picturesque place.

When Charity notices her toes have frog-like properties, she realises that the curse of the crumpled teapot is true and calls in her nephew, a housekeeper called Christian Smart, to help.

Christian examines the teapot and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the scheming ostrich balancing on a nippy detective particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Charity and Christian pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded gerbil. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?

Created on 22nd August 2021.

Auto Praise for The Curse of the Crumpled Teapot

"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another crumpled teapot for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a scheming ostrich balancing on a nippy detective. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded gerbil really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope Charity and Christian get married."
- Zob Gloop


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