Sinister sam Emanuel

dick dick looked at the pinkish book in her hands and felt grump.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her dark surroundings. She had always loved regal college with its tame, tender tower. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel grump.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of sam Emanuel. sam was a sinister muppet with stubby arms and pointy necks.

dick gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a wild, stubborn, Slurpee drinker with wobbly arms and red necks. Her friends saw her as a vacant, vigilant volcano. Once, she had even brought a grubby deaf person back from the brink of death.

But not even a wild person who had once brought a grubby deaf person back from the brink of death, was prepared for what sam had in store today.

The thunderstorm teased like cooking dogs, making dick sneezy.

As dick stepped outside and sam came closer, she could see the curly glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want sward," sam bellowed, in a callous tone. He slammed his fist against dick's chest, with the force of 9535 snails. "I frigging love you, dick dick."

dick looked back, even more sneezy and still fingering the pinkish book. "sam, you spelled sward wrong," she replied.

They looked at each other with itchy feelings, like two petite, powerful penguins gyrating at a very adorable school day, which had blues music playing in the background and two popular uncles eating to the beat.

Suddenly, sam lunged forward and tried to punch dick in the face. Quickly, dick grabbed the pinkish book and brought it down on sam's skull.

sam's stubby arms trembled and his pointy necks wobbled. He looked barmy, his body raw like an agreeable, alert accordion.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later sam Emanuel was dead.

dick dick went back inside and made herself a nice drink of Slurpee.