Galactic Creepy Blade Wars

A long, long time ago in a creepy, creepy galaxy...

After leaving the tender planet Venus, a group of robots fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a violent, space mill.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Gemma Russell, a wicked pixie capable of lust and even violence.

Terrified, a wicked giant known as Matt Chan flees the Empire, with his protector, Katy Wilson.

They head for Cape Town on the planet Klendathu. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Wilson uses her creepy blade to defend Matt.

Wilson and Giant Matt decide it's time to leave Klendathu and steal a lorry to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of youths. Wilson is attacked and the giant is captured by the youths and taken back to Cape Town.

Wilson must fight to save Giant Matt but when she accidentally unearths a picturesque sandwich, the entire future of the creepy, tender galaxy is at stake.