Quiet Kira Yoshikage

Kira Yoshikage looked at the stupid hand in his hands and felt happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Duwang surroundings. He had always loved beautiful Morioh with its steady, spicy shops. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Josuke Higashikata. Josuke was an articulate knucklehead with weird yee-yee-ass haircut and kind Stando.

Kira gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a quiet, strange, occasional alcohol drinker with quirky yee-yee-ass haircut and stupid Stando. His friends saw him as a knowing, knowledgeable killer. Once, he had even brought a plain Okuyasu back from the brink of death.

But not even a quiet person who had once brought a plain Okuyasu back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Josuke had in store today.

The yellow sky teased like eating cats, making Kira confident.

As Kira stepped outside and Josuke came closer, he could see the unknown glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want to expose your murders," Josuke bellowed, in an antisocial tone. He slammed his fist against Kira's chest, with the force of 8968 dogs. "I frigging hate you, Kira Yoshikage."

Kira looked back, even more confident and still fingering the stupid hand. "Josuke, you are an obstacle to my quiet lifestyle," he replied.

They looked at each other with worried feelings, like two straight, steady Stand Users killing at a very deadly picnic, which had Kira Theme music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles thinking to the beat.

Kira studied Josuke's weird yee-yee-ass haircut and kind Stando. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you to expose your murders," he explained, in pitying tones.

Josuke looked uncertain, his body raw like a creepy, curious coat.

Kira could actually hear Josuke's body shatter into 7407 pieces. Then the articulate knucklehead hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of occasional alcohol would calm Kira's nerves tonight.