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The Curse of the Crumpled Sausage

The Curse of the Crumpled Sausage

A Horror Story
by Dove Windsor

Whilst investigating the death of a local psychiatrist, a giving lawyer called Reginald Malkovich uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, crumpled sausage circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the sausage, he or she has exactly 32 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look shrunken. A marked person feels like a chubby elephant to touch.

Reginald gets hold of the sausage, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a feathery gerbil balancing on a simple psychiatrist, an old newspaper headline about an unfortunate accident, a hooded goldfish ranting about thighs and a drinking well located in an urban place.

When Reginald notices his fingernails have elephant-like properties, he realises that the curse of the crumpled sausage is true and calls in his brother, a police officer called Steve Sweet, to help.

Steve examines the sausage and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the feathery gerbil balancing on a simple psychiatrist particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Reginald and Steve pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded goldfish. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?

Created on 30th August 2021.

Auto Praise for The Curse of the Crumpled Sausage

"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another crumpled sausage for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a feathery gerbil balancing on a simple psychiatrist. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded goldfish really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope Reginald and Steve get married."
- Zob Gloop

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