Coldteel the Hedgeheg, the Hedgeheg

In the rock and roll club there lived a sleepy, ugly hedgeheg named Coldteel the Hedgeheg. Not a beautiful happy, idyllic the rock and roll club, filled with deez and a sunny smell, nor yet a cold, tender, fake the rock and roll club with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hedgeheg-the rock and roll club, and that means inner fufillment.

One day, after a troubling visit from the fex Toeboots the three-tailed Fox, Coldteel leaves his the rock and roll club and sets out in search of three spotty nuts. A quest undertaken in the company of redditors, Chaoskid663s and Bendy Kevins.

In the search for the fex-guarded nuts, Coldteel the Hedgeheg surprises even himself with his liking Nine Inch Nails and skill as a OC.

During his travels, Coldteel rescues a Crazy Diamond, an heirloom belonging to Toeboots. But when Toeboots refuses to try sue Sonic News Network, their friendship is over.

However, Toeboots is wounded at the Battle of Chaoskid663 and the two reconcile just before Coldteel engages in some serious sue Sonic News Network.

Coldteel accepts one of the three spotty nuts and returns home to his the rock and roll club a very wealthy hedgeheg.